Folk and Traditional Song Lyrics:
Mommas Soup Surprise
Momma's Soup Surprise
Momma's Soup Surprise
When I was a little kid, see,
I never liked to eat
Now momma'd put things on my plate and I'd dump 'em on her feet
But then one day she made this soup, I ate it all in bed
I asked her what she put in it, and this is what she said
Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs
Well rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe nail pies
Stir 'em all together and it's momma's soup surprise
Well now I went into the bathroom and I stood beside the sink
I said, I'm feelin' slightly ill and I think I'd like a drink
Momma said, I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink
It's full of lots of protein ... and vitamins, I think
It was....
Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes
Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs
Well rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe nail pies
Stir 'em all together and it's momma's soup surprise
JMcC