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How Much is that Doggie in the Window

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How Much is that Doggie in the Window?

How Much is that Hound Dog in the Window

(Original words and music by Bob Merrill)

I believe we oughta sing, Homer! Now? Now!

How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder?
I do hope that fleabag's for sale
How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder?
The one with the long, mangy tail.

I'll give you two-bits for that Hound Dog
The one with the sad, achin' heart
Fer he looks so much like my girl friend
I can't hardly tell 'em apart.

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
What kind of a dog is that?
That is a Hotdog, Homer!
Boy, you sure mustard that up.

I must take a trip to Louisian-er
Leave her and that Hound Dog alone
While I'm eatin' Shrimp and Jambol-iar
They'll be home a-gnawin' a bone.

I don't want a Monkey or a Baboon
I don't want a muley old Cow
I dont want a Crappie or a Catfish
A Catfish could never me-ow.

How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder?
With the basketball nose on his face!
You know what a basketball nose is!
It dribbles all over the place.

Recorded by Homer & Jethro
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