Folk and Traditional Song Lyrics:
Happily Addicted to the Web

Happily Addicted to the Web

Happily Addicted to the Web

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
My boss let me go--
Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's a beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.

Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know that life keeps moving on"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if some day
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

To the tune of "Winter Wonderland"
ACR
OCT98