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THIS SONG LYRICS COLLECTION includes some of the best know novelty and one-hit-wonder songs ever. Some notable writers are: "Weird" Al Yankovic, Ray Stevens, Stan Freberg, Tom Lehrer, Benny Hill, and Monty Python. Note that some of the songs may have more that one version.
WARNING, some of the song lyrics in this collection may contain mild to moderate innuendo and stereotyping which may be found offensive by some. Also note that these song lyrics are included for the purpose of reference and pedagogy only, and the owner of this website does not necessarily agree with or condone any sentiments or opinions expressed within these songs.
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|Sahara, Now We're Dry Like You- Esther Walker Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out- Sh Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town Scum Of The Earth- Shel Silverstein Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat- Paul Evans The Shaving Cream- Benny Bell She's A Cornfed Indiana Girl- Fran Frey She's My Ever Lovin' Machine- Shel Silverstein Sheba, Please Be Mine- Allen Cross She Keeps It Up All The Time- Willie Jackson & Steve Lewis Short People- Chevy Chase Shriner's Convention- Ray Stevens Smells Like Nirvana- Weird Al Yankovic Smoke Off- Shel Silverstein Snoopy's Christmas- The Royal Guardsmen Snoopy Vs The Red Baron- The Royal Guardsmen Someone Ate The Baby- Shel Silverstein So What's The Use- Edward Montague Sport The Odd Boy - V Stanshall Squirrels- The Beastly Boys Stacy Brown Got Two- Shel Silverstein Stinky Breath- Doctor Badbreath Stranded In The Jungle- The Cadets 1956 Stress- Jim Infantino St George And The Dragonet- Stan Freberg Sweet Violets- Benny Bell Samberg Take A Ship For Yourself- Benny Samberg Take Me Out To The Ball Game- Jack Norworth Talking Baseball- Terry Cashman Tall People- Wee Willie Small Tent- V Stanshall There Ain't No Santa Clause- Benny Samberg 1939 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Hahaaa- Napoleon Xiv The Automobile Song- Benny Samberg The Biggest Parakeets In Town- Jud Strunk The Blackbird Lyrics- The Wurzels The Boa Constrictor Song- Shel Silverstein The Chandler's Wife The Chipmunk Song- The Chipmunks David Seville The Deodorant Song- Ray Stevens The Devil Went To Jamaica- Travis Meyer The Farewell Song- Benny Samberg The Farmer Took Another Load Away- Leslie, O'flynn & Vincent The Flying Saucer- Buchanan Goodman The Frog Song- Vernon Dalhart & Adaline Hood The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun- Julie Brown The Laughin Policeman- Charles Penrose The Lumanian Love Song The Lumberjack Song- Monty Python The Major General's Song- Gilbert Sullivan The Mississippi Squirrel Revival- Ray Stevens The Monster Mash- Bobby Pickett The Mouse- Soupy Sales The Name Game- Shirley Ellis The Night Santa Went Crazy- Weird Al Yankovic The Pirate Song- Monty Python The Pirate Song- Ray Stevens The Protest Song- Monty Python The Prune Song- Frank Crumit The Purple People Eater- Sheb Wooley The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor- Joe South The Saga Begins- Weird Al Yankovic The Scotsman- Bryan Bowers The Streak- Ray Stevens The Tattooed Lady- Benny Samberg The Thing- Phil Harris The Thirteen Tricks Of Halloween- Matthew Zeller The Twelve Days Of Christmas- Doug Bob Mckenzie The Twelve Pains Of Christmas- Bob Rivers Those Two Dreadful Children- Colin Muinzer Thumbsucker- Shel Silverstein Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport- Rolf Harris Timbuctoo- Kalmar & Ruby Time Warp- Rocky Horror Picture Show Time Warp- Transylvanians Ting A Ling A Loo- Benny Hill Tip Toe Thru The Tulips With Me- Tiny Tim Too Drunk To Fish- Ray Stevens Transfusion- Nervous Norvus Tubas In The Moonlight- R R Spear Twice Daily Lyrics- The Wurzels Unicorns- Shel Silverstein U Can't Touch This- Mc Hammer Valley Girl- Frank Zappa Viagra In The Waters- The Four Bitchin Babes Vo Do Do De O Blues- Yellen & Ager Wading In The Water- Benny Samberg Werecow- Flippy T Fishead Wet Dream- Kip Addotta We Like To Party- Vengaboys We Were Wrong- V Stanshall Whatever You Like- Weird Al Yankovic What Does The Pussy Cat Mean When She Says Meow- Margaret Young What Do You Do- N Innes What Kind Of A Noise Annoys An Oyster- Crumit & Curtis When It's Night- Time In Italy It's Wednesday Over Here- Lou Holtz Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go With Friday On Saturday Night- Al Jolson Where Do The Holes Go In Doughnuts- Billy James White Nerdy- Weird Al Yankovic Who Cares Anyhow- Billy Jones Who Takes Care Of The Caretaker's Daughter- Revere Endor Witch Doctor- David Seville Yes! We Have No Bananas- Billy Murray You're A Pink Toothbrush, I'm A Blue Toothbrush You Done My Brain In- N Innes Yuppies In The Sky Lyrics- Peter, Paul Mary|