THIS SONG LYRICS COLLECTION includes some of the best know novelty and one-hit-wonder songs ever. Some notable writers are: "Weird" Al Yankovic, Ray Stevens, Stan Freberg, Tom Lehrer, Benny Hill, and Monty Python. Note that some of the songs may have more that one version.
WARNING, some of the song lyrics in this collection may contain mild to moderate innuendo and stereotyping which may be found offensive by some. Also note that these song lyrics are included for the purpose of reference and pedagogy only, and the owner of this website does not necessarily agree with or condone any sentiments or opinions expressed within these songs.
Although many of the songs mention artist or author names, this may not be accurate and these songs should not be considered as definitive versions representative of any particular performance or artist. Also the keys and chord sequences chosen may also vary considerably between versions by different artists. Many of these songs are in the public domain or traditional categories, however this cannot be guaranteed, and should you wish to use them as a basis of a performance or for any non-personal study purpose you are advised to contact the copyright holders (where available, copyright info has been included with the song). These transcriptions are made by many different individuals from all over the world for their own research and instruction, and as such are liable to great variation in interpretation and opinion. They are being shared on this site for educational purposes only, please see our copyright page for more info.
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Haldeman, Ehrlichman, Mitchell And Dean- Bob Warren
Happy Hottentot- Miss Patricola
Harvest Of Love- Benny Hill
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh- Allan Sherman
Highly Illogical- Leonard Nimoy
How Are You Goin' To Wet Your Whistle- Byrne, Mcintyre & Wenrich
How Could Little Red Riding Hood Have Been So Very Good- A P Randolph
How Could Washington Be A Married Man- Piantadosi
Hugo The Human Cannonball- Ray Stevens
Humoresque In C Major- Benny Samberg
Humpty Dumpty- Sterling, Moran, & H Von Tilzer
Hunting Tigers Out In Indiah- Hargreaves
I'll Never Get Drunk Again- Benny Samberg
I'm Afraid To Come Home In The Dark- Williams & Van Alstyne
I'm My Own Grandpa- Dwight Latham
I'm My Own Grandpa- Shel Silverstein
I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag- Shel Silverstein
I'm The Urban Spaceman- N Innes
I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester- The Wurzels
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts- Monty Python
I've Got The Yes We Have No Bananas Blues- C Williams
I've Never Seen A Straight Banana- Waite
Ice Cream- Johnson, Moll, & King
If My Baby Cooks As Good As She Looks- Tom Stacks
Incus The Peddler- Benny Samberg
In The Middle Of The House- Vaughn Monroe
Irish Builder- Ray Stevens
Istanbul,not Constantinople- They Might Be Giants
Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini- Brian Hyland
I Am A Cider Drinker- The Wurzels
I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual- Animaniacs
I Do Not Choose To Run- Kenny & Dennis
I Faw Down An Go Boom- Brockman & Stevens
I Got Stoned And I Missed It- Shel Silverstein
I Hope She Dies
I Lost On Jeopardy- Weird Al Yankovic
I Love Me- Mahoney- Jack Kaufman
I Saw Elvis In A U F O- Ray Stevens
I Wanna Kiss Her- Tim Cavanagh
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas- John Rox
I Want It That Way Weird Al Yankovic
I Want To Be With You- N Innes
I Wish That I'd Been Born In Borneo- Donaldson
Jack Of All Trades- Benny Samberg
Jazz Baby- Blanche Merrill & Mk Jerome
Joke Shop Man- N Innes
Jolly Jingles- A Freileche Lidl
Jose's Cantina- Benny Hill
Junk Food Junkie- Larry Groce
King Tut- Steve Martin
Kung Fu Fighting- Carl Douglas |
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