Novelty Songs Lyrics Collection - Titles H-K

A Collection of 300 Novelty, Comic, Parody, and one-hit-wonder song lyrics. Also with PDF for printing.

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THIS SONG LYRICS COLLECTION includes some of the best know novelty and one-hit-wonder songs ever. Some notable writers are: "Weird" Al Yankovic, Ray Stevens, Stan Freberg, Tom Lehrer, Benny Hill, and Monty Python. Note that some of the songs may have more that one version.

WARNING, some of the song lyrics in this collection may contain mild to moderate innuendo and stereotyping which may be found offensive by some. Also note that these song lyrics are included for the purpose of reference and pedagogy only, and the owner of this website does not necessarily agree with or condone any sentiments or opinions expressed within these songs.

Although many of the songs mention artist or author names, this may not be accurate and these songs should not be considered as definitive versions representative of any particular performance or artist. Also the keys and chord sequences chosen may also vary considerably between versions by different artists. Many of these songs are in the public domain or traditional categories, however this cannot be guaranteed, and should you wish to use them as a basis of a performance or for any non-personal study purpose you are advised to contact the copyright holders (where available, copyright info has been included with the song). These transcriptions are made by many different individuals from all over the world for their own research and instruction, and as such are liable to great variation in interpretation and opinion. They are being shared on this site for educational purposes only, please see our copyright page for more info.

Some of the songs extend to several screens. To avoid slow to load pages only the first page is displayed, in these cases you will need to DOWNLOAD the PDF file to see all the song pages.

Should you need version of the song, for printing (without banners or adverts) an PDF file is available for downloading by the link at the bottom of the song pages..

For books of novelty songs and Sheet Music to buy check the
Novelty Songs Collection at Sheet Music Plus

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Haldeman, Ehrlichman, Mitchell And Dean- Bob Warren Happy Hottentot- Miss Patricola Harvest Of Love- Benny Hill Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh- Allan Sherman Highly Illogical- Leonard Nimoy How Are You Goin' To Wet Your Whistle- Byrne, Mcintyre & Wenrich How Could Little Red Riding Hood Have Been So Very Good- A P Randolph How Could Washington Be A Married Man- Piantadosi Hugo The Human Cannonball- Ray Stevens Humoresque In C Major- Benny Samberg Humpty Dumpty- Sterling, Moran, & H Von Tilzer Hunting Tigers Out In Indiah- Hargreaves I'll Never Get Drunk Again- Benny Samberg I'm Afraid To Come Home In The Dark- Williams & Van Alstyne I'm My Own Grandpa- Dwight Latham I'm My Own Grandpa- Shel Silverstein I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag- Shel Silverstein I'm The Urban Spaceman- N Innes I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester- The Wurzels I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts- Monty Python I've Got The Yes We Have No Bananas Blues- C Williams I've Never Seen A Straight Banana- Waite Ice Cream- Johnson, Moll, & King If My Baby Cooks As Good As She Looks- Tom Stacks

Incus The Peddler- Benny Samberg In The Middle Of The House- Vaughn Monroe Irish Builder- Ray Stevens Istanbul,not Constantinople- They Might Be Giants Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini- Brian Hyland I Am A Cider Drinker- The Wurzels I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual- Animaniacs I Do Not Choose To Run- Kenny & Dennis I Faw Down An Go Boom- Brockman & Stevens I Got Stoned And I Missed It- Shel Silverstein I Hope She Dies I Lost On Jeopardy- Weird Al Yankovic I Love Me- Mahoney- Jack Kaufman I Saw Elvis In A U F O- Ray Stevens I Wanna Kiss Her- Tim Cavanagh I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas- John Rox I Want It That Way Weird Al Yankovic I Want To Be With You- N Innes I Wish That I'd Been Born In Borneo- Donaldson Jack Of All Trades- Benny Samberg Jazz Baby- Blanche Merrill & Mk Jerome Joke Shop Man- N Innes Jolly Jingles- A Freileche Lidl Jose's Cantina- Benny Hill Junk Food Junkie- Larry Groce King Tut- Steve Martin Kung Fu Fighting- Carl Douglas

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