THIS SONG LYRICS COLLECTION includes some of the best know novelty and one-hit-wonder songs ever. Some notable writers are: "Weird" Al Yankovic, Ray Stevens, Stan Freberg, Tom Lehrer, Benny Hill, and Monty Python. Note that some of the songs may have more that one version.
WARNING, some of the song lyrics in this collection may contain mild to moderate innuendo and stereotyping which may be found offensive by some. Also note that these song lyrics are included for the purpose of reference and pedagogy only, and the owner of this website does not necessarily agree with or condone any sentiments or opinions expressed within these songs.
Although many of the songs mention artist or author names, this may not be accurate and these songs should not be considered as definitive versions representative of any particular performance or artist. Also the keys and chord sequences chosen may also vary considerably between versions by different artists. Many of these songs are in the public domain or traditional categories, however this cannot be guaranteed, and should you wish to use them as a basis of a performance or for any non-personal study purpose you are advised to contact the copyright holders (where available, copyright info has been included with the song). These transcriptions are made by many different individuals from all over the world for their own research and instruction, and as such are liable to great variation in interpretation and opinion. They are being shared on this site for educational purposes only, please see our copyright page for more info.
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| 99 Dead Baboons- Tim Cavanagh
Addicted To Spuds- Weird Al Yankovic
Ahab, The Arab- Ray Stevens
Akon- Sorry, Blame It On Me
Alley Oop- The Hollwood Argyles
All Things Dull And Ugly- Monty Python
Along Came Jones- Ray Stevens
Along Came Jones- The Coasters
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life- Monty Python
Amish Paradise- Weird Al Yankovic
Anna In Indiana- Billy & Eddie Gorman
Another One Rides The Bus- Weird Al Yankovic
Anything Goes In- Monty Python
Astro Boy- The Cosmic Rangers
A Goose For My Girl- Benny Samberg
Baby Went Crap- Byan Joseph Podwys
Barbie Girl- Aqua
Barney Google- Rose, De Beck, & Con Conrad
Basketball Jones- Cheech Chong
Beep Beep- The Playmates
Boogie Woogie Amputee
Boy Named Sue- Shel Silverstein
Bridget The Midget- Ray Stevens
Bruce's- Monty Python
Busted- V Stanshall
Camelot- Monty Python
Canadian Idiot- Weird Al Yankovic
Canyons Of Your Mind- V Stanshall
Carrot Juice Is Murder- The Arrogant Worms
Cause I'm A Blonde- Julie Brown
Cemetery Girls
Changing Of The Seasons- Shel Silverstein
Chanukah Song- Adam Sandler
Charlie Brown- The Coasters
Chili Bean- Albert Von Tilzer
Christmas At Ground Zero- Weird Al Yankovic
Clip Clop Ode To Equus
Convoy- Bill Fries
Cows With Guns- Dana Lyons
Crazy Frog- Axel F
Crazy Words Crazy Tune- Yellen & Ager
Dangerous Nan Mcgrew- Hartman & Goodhart
Dead Skunk- Loudon Wainwright Iii
De Pumped Out Blues
Did You Ever Hear That Song- Bell Novelty 831
Diet Song- Shel Silverstein
Dinner With Drac- John Zacherle
Disco Duck- Rick Dees
Does An Elephant Love Peanuts- Hanley
Does The Spearmint Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Over Night- Rose, Bloom, And Breuer
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor- Lonnie Donegan
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour- Lonnie Donegan
Don't Tell I Tell 'ee- The Wurzels
Dopey John- Radio Novelty 156
Down By The Winegar Woiks- Bestor, Lewis, & Donovan
Do The Bartman- Simpsons
Drain My Brain- Shel Silverstein
Drink Up Thy Zider Lyrics- The Wurzels
Eat It- Weird Al Yankovic
Ebay- Weird Al Yankovic
Egyptian Ella- Ted Lewis
Elvis Is Everywhere- Mojo Nixon
Eric The Half A Bee- Monty Python
Erik The Awful- Ray Stevens
Ernie The Fastest Milkman In The West- Benny Hill
Etiquette Blues- Gayle Grubb
Everybody Likes My Fanny- Benny Samberg1946
Fancy Definitions- Radio Novelty 480
Fat- Weird Al Yankovic
Father Of A Boy Named Sue- Shel Silverstein
Fifty Million Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong- Rose, Raskin, & Fisher
Fish Heads- Barnes
For No Good Reason At All- Cliff Edwards
Freaker's Ball- Shel Silverstein
Gather In The Mushrooms- Benny Hill
Gitarzan- Ray Stevens
Goodness Gracious Me- Peter Sellers
Go To Work You Jerk- Benny Samberg
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer- Elmo Patsy
Grizzly Bear- Shel Silverstein
Gumball Wizard- Brad Stanfield
Gumby Jaws Lament- Weird Al Yankovic |
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