American Old Time Song Lyrics: 28 The Bald Headed Man

Theater, Music-Hall, Nostalgic, Irish & Historic Old Songs, Volume 28

THE BALD-HEADED MAN.
Copyright, 1889, by L. C. Wegefarth.
Words by F. P. Hamlet. Music by L. C. Wegefarth.

Oh! he thinks he's just a dandy, the bald-headed man;
He's as sweet as taffy candy, the bald-headed man;
Flirts With all the pretty girls" ; likes to smooth their sunny curls;
With a towel he parts his hair-Ah' you giddy girls beware,
Beware, beware of the bald-headed man.

Refrain.
The bald-headed man. the bald-headed man,
He'll please you and he'll tease you, this dear bald-headed man;
To mash you is his plan, he'll do it if he can,
This naughty, this naughty, this bald-headed man-
This naughty, this naughty, this bald-headed man.

At the stage-door he'll be waiting, the bald-headed man;
Flies upon his top go skating, the bald-headed man;
He will fill you with ice cream; he will tell some fairy scheme;
That he loves you he will swear-Oh, you dizzy girls "beware,
Beware, beware of the bald-headed man.-Refrain.

He will shake your hand so friendly, the bald-headed man;
Whispers "got a 'V' to lend me? " the bald-headed man;
Asks about your kids and wife; swears he'll be your friend for life;
When you want him he's not there-Oh, you lovely girls beware,
Beware, beware of the bald-headed man.-Refrain.

Oh, he thinks he's mighty fly "too," the bald-headed man;
He's a regular Bill Nye, too, the bald-headed man;
Makes you laugh till you can't 6top; has a skating-rink on top,
Where the flies skip here And there-Ah! you naughty girls beware,
Beware, beware of the bald-headed man.-Refrain.