The Bald-headed Man - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
THE BALD-HEADED MAN. Copyright, 1889, by L. C. Wegefarth. Words by F. P. Hamlet. Music by L. C. Wegefarth. 
Oh! he thinks he's just a dandy, the bald-headed man; He's as sweet as taffy candy, the bald-headed man; Flirts With all the pretty girls" ; likes to smooth their sunny curls; With a towel he parts his hair-Ah' you giddy girls beware, Beware, beware of the bald-headed man. 
Refrain. The bald-headed man. the bald-headed man, He'll please you and he'll tease you, this dear bald-headed man; To mash you is his plan, he'll do it if he can, This naughty, this naughty, this bald-headed man-This naughty, this naughty, this bald-headed man. 
At the stage-door he'll be waiting, the bald-headed man; Flies upon his top go skating, the bald-headed man; He will fill you with ice cream; he will tell some fairy scheme; That he loves you he will swear-Oh, you dizzy girls "beware, Beware, beware of the bald-headed man.-Refrain. 
He will shake your hand so friendly, the bald-headed man; Whispers "got a 'V' to lend me? " the bald-headed man; Asks about your kids and wife; swears he'll be your friend for life; When you want him he's not there-Oh, you lovely girls beware, Beware, beware of the bald-headed man.-Refrain. 
Oh, he thinks he's mighty fly "too," the bald-headed man; He's a regular Bill Nye, too, the bald-headed man; Makes you laugh till you can't 6top; has a skating-rink on top, Where the flies skip here And there-Ah! you naughty girls beware, Beware, beware of the bald-headed man.-Refrain.