George Formby Song-book: You Can't Go Wrong In These-1941
with lyrics and chords

A Complete(ish),George Formby Song-book also with PDF version for download.

You Can't Go Wrong In These-1941
  Regal Zonophone MR3520 MacDougal

When your boyfriend calls on Sunday and you want to look your best
Wont you wear our woollen undies then youll know youre properly dressed.

You cant go wrong in these, they fit from neck to knees.
Theyre soft to wear but theyre hard to tear,
So you cant go wrong in these

If want to have a figure thats the envy of the town
Then youll find our stays "de rigueur" never let our customers down.

Oh you cant go wrong in these, theyre fastened up with keys
Theyll keep you straight like a two inch plate
So you cant go wrong in these.

If a girl is young and flighty and silk pyjamas now she wears
Now a real old flannel nightie is as good as seventeen pairs.

He He, you cant go wrong in these, they stop the coldest breeze.
If you cant sleep tight on a windy night.
Well you cant go wrong in these.

If you want to buy a brassiere, wont you have a look at ours
Though the others may be classier and be covered all over with flowers.

Still you cant go wrong in these, theyre not made to please,
But theyll see you through cause theyll stuck with glue
So you cant go wrong in these.

Now a lot of you have aunties and when Christmas comes along
You must never give em panties (no) cause they like em woolly and strong.

He He you cant go wrong in these, theyll fit without a squeeze
Theyll go round your aunt or a gasworks plant
So you cant go wrong on these.

If you like a mild flirtation and your sex appeal is dead
Have a look at your foundation and if its beginning to spread

Well you cant go wrong in these, you wont have room to sneeze
But theyll shift the fat from your bottom flat
So you cant go wrong in these.