Pom-tiddley-om-pom - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
POM-TIDDLEY-OM-POM. Copyright. 1896, by Howard & Co. Words by R. H. Douglas. Music by Walter Passmore. 
I got married yesterday noon, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om; I've had a high old honeymoon, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay. -My husband had but little wealth, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om, So I went on the honeymoon all by myself, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay. My husband thinks he's very fly, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om, And thinks that very dull am I, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay. 
Chorus. Oh, what fun I've had since I've begun from my old man to roam, Leaving turn at home; but when he again sets eyes on me, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay. 
Down Broadway a swell I spied, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om; He winked at me and I replied, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay. We reached the cafe feeling dry, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om, Another girl came strolling by, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay. "Great Scott," he cried, here comes my wife, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om-He grabbed his hat and flew for his life, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay.-Chorus. 
Having seen New York so grand, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om. I toddled home to my old man, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay. "Forgive me, darling, do," I cried, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om, "You've been to the Tenderloin." he replied, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay. He thought forever I had fled, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om; I So he skipped with the rnaid|of honor instead, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay. 
Chorus. Oh, what fun I've had since I begun from my old mail to roam, Thinking him at home, but now he has got the laugh on me, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om-pom, pom-tiddley-om-pom-pay.