Title: American Old Time Song Lyrics
Subject: Traditional & Folk Music
Author: www.traditionalmusic.co.uk
Keywords: Old time music, American, oldtimey, bluegrass

Trials Of A Twin - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
TRIALS OF A TWIN. 
In form and feature, face and limb, I grew so like my brother, That folks got taking me for him, And each for one another. It puzzled all our kith and kin, It reached a fearful pitch; For one of us was born a twin, And not a soul knew which. 
One day, to make the matter worse, Before our names were fixed, As we were being washed by nurse, We got completely mixed; And thus, you see, by fate's decree, Or rather nurse's whim, My brother John got christened me, And I got christened him. 
The fatal likeness ever dogged My footsteps when at school, And I was always getting flogged When John turned out a fool. I put this question, fruitlessly, To every one I knew, "What would you do, if you were me, To prove that you were you." 
Our close resemblance turned the tide Of my domestic life, For somehow, my intended bride Became my brother's wife. In fact, year after year the same Absurd mistakes went on, And when I died, the neighbors came And buried brother John.