I'll Whistle In The Rest - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I'LL WHISTLE IN THE REST. Copyrighted. Words and Music by Sam Devere. 
I'm going to sing a song, and I'll try and do my best- [Whistle.] If I don't say all I mean, why I'll whistle in the rest.-[Whistle.] If you don't quite understand me, don't go and make a kick, But have a little patience till you get on to the trick: If you can't catch on, why then, of course, your heads are very- [Whistle] 
I'm, perhaps, the most respectable young man upon the earth- [Whistle.] I never smoke, I never drink, and scorn all vulgar mirth-- [Whistle.] I do not like to bear them sing those naughty songs, do you? I only love the beautiful, the pure, the good, the true, So its no use expecting it, you won't get any-[Whistle.] 
The Salvation Army racket is a very lively game- [Whistle.] But the brothers and the sisters they all get there just the same-[Whistle.] Such song and dance religion I am very sure is shamm'd; With such a lot of rubbish I'm not anxious to be cramm'd; I'd rather take my chances, if I wouldn't I'll be- [Whistle]