Title: American Old Time Song Lyrics
Subject: Traditional & Folk Music
Author: www.traditionalmusic.co.uk
Keywords: Old time music, American, oldtimey, bluegrass

You Know Vat I Know - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
YOU KNOW VAT I KNOW. Written and sung by Gus Williams. 
I know someding vhich I don't mind telling you. Put keep it a secret, now mind; Pccause iff my vife vas to find it out. too, I know dat mit rage she'd go plind. It's apout a young girl vat I meet th' oder day Vhile valking along in de shtreet; Und I know iff dis young girl knowed I had a vife. She vouldn't dink I vas so sweet. 
Chorus. Now you know vat I know und vat my vife don't know, She don't know vat I know, und vat I know you know; If you tell her vat you know und also vat I know, Den she'd know vat I know, vat you know also. 
I know dat dis young girl vore lots of false hair, I could see dat at once at a glance; I know dat her feet vas much larger dan mine, I found dat oud vhen ve did dance. She got peauty shpots all over her face, I don't vant to make fun at all; She'd a mole on her cheek as red as a peet, Und it looked like a pig cod-fish ball.-Chorus. 
Dis girl's hair vas red or a shtrawpcrry plonde, Her eye-prows hung down to her nose; She'd a mout dat, ven open, looked like a mouse trap, It vorked on a shpring, I suppose. Put shtill she's a peauty 'longside of my vife, To-morrow I get a divorce; Und de secret is-veil, I don't mind telling you-I marry dis young girl, of course.-Chorus.