Far, Far Away, - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
FAR, FAR AWAY, Sung by Fred. Haiku. 
Where are my childhood's days? Far, far away; Since then I've uot made a raise, Far, far away. Once I slept in mamma's knee, Once the ladies they kissed me, Ne'er a kiss do I now see, Far, far away. 
Where is the first girl I loved? Far, far away; With another man she roved Far, far away. Words of kindness once she said, I being soft-she swelled my head. Left me lonely in my bed, Far, far away. 
Where is my mother-in-law? Far, far away; She with the angels wags her jaw. Far, far away. Her big tongue was above proof, But now she's won the golden roof, Talk dislocated her eye-tooth, Far, far away. 
Where did my wife disappear? Far, far away; She left me when I was full of beer. Far, far away. I did not my wife pursue, Was glad she was lost to view, Though she took my furniture, too, Far, far away. 
Where is my trusted friend? Far, far away; That helped me my cash to spend, Far, far away. When my money it went quick, 'Twas his treatment made me sick, Instead of friendship got a kick, Far, far away. 
Where's the chicken I did eat? Far, far away; I'm satisfied that I smell meat, Far, far away. After champagne once I ran, Now I'm lucky if I can Drink beer from a tomato can, Far, far away. 
Where is the beauty I had? 
Far, far away; Everything's goue to the bad, Far, far away. Mine is a busied man's fate, When I want a drink, and it state, They tell me-gone is the slate, Far. far away.