American Old Time Song Lyrics: 32 The Girl That Got Stuck On The Country

Theater, Music-Hall, Nostalgic, Irish & Historic Old Songs, Volume 32

Home Songster main V01 V02 V03 V04 V05 V06 V07 V08 V09 V10 V11 V12 V13 V14 V15 V16 V17 V18 V19 V20 V21 V22 V23 V24 V25 V26 V27 V28 V29 V30 V31 V32 V33 V34 V35 V36 V37 V38 V39 V40 V41 V42 V43 V44 V45 V46 V47 V48 V49 V50 V51 V52 V53 V54 V55 V56 V57 V58 V59 V60 V61 Support Search

Share page  Visit Us On FB

Sung by Wenzel & Morris.

There is a young lady who lives on our street.
Who gets stuck on every young man she meets;
She got stuck on the Mayor and a lively flea.
In fact, she gets stuck on everything she does see.
She got stuck on our boarding-house, got stuck on the hash.
She got stuck on the clerk and his dizzy moustache.
She got stuck on a book-agent, got stuck on his gall.
She got stuck on a pawnbroker and shoved up her shawl,
She got stuck on a boxer, got stuck on a tramp.
She got stuck on coal oil, and swallowed a lamp,
She got stuck on a crank, got stuck on a chump.
She went after water and got stuck in the pump.
Got stuck on free lunches, got stuck in the soup,
Got stuck on eating snow balls, and they gave her the croup.
Got stuck on bock beer, drank nearly a peck,
Tried to do a flip-flap and stuck on her neck,
Got stuck on Cleveland and Ben Butler's glass eye,
Went down to dinner and got stuck on mince pie.
Got stuck on the butter, which was stuck full of hair,
Got stuck on the pudding, and stuck in her chair,
Got stuck on a wart that was stuck on her nose.
Got stuck in the snow and she liked to get froze,
Got stuck on Sullivan, got stuck on Jim Mace,
Got stuck on a bill-poster, and got stuck in the paste,
Got stuck on Tony Pastor, got stuck on his plug,
Got stuck on Pat Rooney, got stuck on his mug.
Got stuck on a masher, got stuck on a dude.
Got stuck on a bull-dog, and her bustle he chewed,
Got stuck on Fred Gebhart and Texas Jack,
Sat down on the floor, and got stuck on a tack,
Got stuck on Buffalo Bill, the notorious scout.
Got stuck in the mud, and couldn't get out,
And still she wasn't satisfied,
So she stuck in a sewer, and there she died.
Download music lyrics PDF file For Printing with (no ads)
Download music lyrics in RTF file For editing / printing with Word and other editing software.
Download music lyrics as PNG Graphic file For inclusion in DTP etc.