Traditional & Folk Songs with lyrics, midis & Mp3
Ye Canna Shove Yer Grannie

Ye Canna Shove Yer Grannie

Ye Canna Shove Yer Grannie

Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus,
Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus,
Ye cannae shove yer grannie
For she's yer mammie's mammie,
Ye canna shove yer grannie aff the bus.

Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer ither Granny
'Cos she's yer Faither's Mammy
Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie affa bus.
Uncle Wullie's like yer Faither
A harum-scarum blether,
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.

Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Ye can shove Auntie Maggie aff a bus.
Auntie Meg's yer Faither's sister,
She's naethin' but a twister,
Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.

But ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
O ye canna shove yer Granny,
'Cos she's yer Mammy's Mammy,
O ye canna shove yer Granny aff a bus.
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(1) Opies Lore (1959), 26, from Edinburgh.
(2) Carlton Folk Songs (n.d.), 16, with music [= "She'll
be coming round the mountain"].  First 2 stanzas coll.
by the ed. in Glasgow, 1956, followed by
Singing I will if you will, so will I;

Singing I will if you will, so will I;

Singing I will if you will,

I will if you will,

I will if you will, so will I.

Ritchie Singing Street (1964), 43, has (2), st. 1-2, noting
that lines 1-2 were often lengthened by the phrase "Worse
luck!"

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