Folk & Traditional Song Lyrics www.traditionalmusic.co.uk Yogi Bear Song 
Yogi Bear Song 
(Take turns leading verses) There is a bear in the deep dark woods, Yogi, Yogi, There is a bear in the deep dark woods, Yogi, Yogi Bear. 
Chorus (repeat previous verse): Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear, There is a bear in the deep dark woods, Yogi, Yogi Bear. 
Other verses: Yogi has a little friend, Boo-Boo, Boo-Boo Boo-Boo has a girlfriend, Cyndi, Cyndi Yogi has a girlfriend, Suzi, Suzi Cyndi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly Cyndi wears crotchless undies, Teddy, Teddy Cyndi likes it on the ice, Polar, Polar Cyndi gets what she deserves, Pregnant, Pregnant Suzi likes it up the rear, Dirty, Dirty Suzi's boyfriend has no teeth, Gummi, Gummi Suzi's snatch it smells like cheese, Camel, Camel Suzi she has great big tits, More than, More than (I can bear) Suzi gets four bits an hour, Jingle, Jingle Cyndi's tampon has no string, Cotton, Cotton Yogi didn't use a condom, Daddy, Daddy Boo-Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala Yogi didn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown Yogi got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy Yogi lights Kuwaiti farts, Saddam, Saddam Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker Yogi also likes young boys, Poofter, Poofter Song ender: Yogi he has HIV, Dying, Dying 
Tune: Camptown Races CZB