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Breakfast Blues 
You give me hard eggs in the morning. Cheese omelet you go. You give me such hard eggs in the morning. Cheese omelet you go. You hot butter grit your teeth and bare it. I donut love you anymore. (Get that glazed look off'a your face). 
Ham bacon you to leave me. I never sausage misery. Ham bacon you to leave me. I never sausage misery. You treated me so ungrapefruitly. You gave me raisin to be free. (Orange juice ashamed of yourself?) 
What do you eggs benedict me to do girl? I got muffin left to say (You butter come up with somethin'.) What do you eggs benedict me to do girl? I got muffin left to say. You left such a waffle toast in my mouth. You biscuit out of town today. (Ain't gonna leave the home fries burning for ya.) 
[Repeat the first verse changing the last line:] "Ain't gonna quiche you anymore" 
[As sung by Trout Fishing in America.] author not given JD