A Soldier Just From the Marine
There was a young soldier just from the marine,
Stopped at a log cabin to buy him some wine.
Oh lady, oh lady, your daughter's so fine,
Please lend her to me for to have a good time.
On no, that cannot be, my daughter's too young,
For the hair on her c*** has just now begun.
Oh mother, oh mother, I am not too young,
For I have been f***ing the old blacksmith's son.
Oh daughter, oh daughter, if you're not too young,
Just spraddle you legs out and let him crawl on.
Oh mother, oh mother, he's up on me now,
Ahunching and punching like a bull on a cow.
Oh mother, oh mother, he's ruint me forever,
He's bunged up my ass hole and busted my liver.
Oh daughter, oh daughter, you are such a fool,
To let a man f*** you with a prick like a mule.
From The Dirty Song Book, Silverman