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Creation of a Pussy

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The Creation of a Pussy

The Creation of a Pussy

  Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.

 First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,

  Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,

  Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,

  Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,

  Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

  Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,

  Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and f***ed it, and called it a c***.

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