Title: Bluegrass Lyrics - Turkey in the straw

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Turkey in the straw 
Well, I had an old hen and she had a wooden leg Just the best old hen that ever laid an egg Well, she laid more eggs than any hen on the farm But another little drink wouldn't do her any harm
 Turkey in the hay, in the hay, hay, hay Turkey in the straw, in the straw ,straw, straw Pick 'em up, shake 'em up, any way at all And hit up a tune called Turkey in the straw 
Well, I hitched up the wagon and I drove down the road With a two horse wagon and a four horse load Well cracked my whip and the lead horse sprung And I said goodbye to the wagon tongue
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Well, if frogs had wings and snakes had hair And automobiles went a flying thro' the air Well if watermelons grew on a hucleberry vine We'd have winter in the summer time
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Oh, I went out to milk and I didn't know how 
I milked a goat instead of a cow A monkey sitting on a pile of straw A-winkin' his eyes at his mother in law
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Well, I come to the river and I couldn't get across So I paid five dollars for an old blind horse Well, he wouldn't go shead and he wouldn't stand still So he went up and down like an old saw mill
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