Bob Sutlers' Girl - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
BOB SUTLERS' GIRL. Copyright, 1893, by Geo. Southgate. Words and Music by Geo. Southgate. 
I know a lovely maiden; her lips are like the rose, Her eyes are soft and silky And she's got a handsome nose; She weighs about two hundred, her height is six feet two; And When she's walking on the street she is s.....ething nice to view. Her pop's name is Bob Sutlers, he runs a blacksmith shop; If he could get Jay Gould's wealth for her, he would not swap! And I love her very dearly-she knows I love her tool She's quite a combination girl-I'll tell what she can do:-
Chorus. She can play the trombone-her voice is simply grand: She's going to be an angel up in the promised land! To see her dance a buck-town reel would make your whiskers curl! I feel that I would like to steal old Dob Sutlers' girl! 
They say she fought a bulldog and left it lying dead! In a muss with a light-weight prize-fighter, she stood him on his head! She fought big Dan McFarrer in a ring, for twenty rounds; And now he would not spar her if the stake was half this town! She fought him to a standstill-she knocked him out for fun She stood upon his breastbone and sung, "Johnny, Get Your Gun!" To hear her play the banjo would cause your head to swell; And when she plays the piano, all the neighbors yell: - Chorus. 
I asked her if she would marry met And when I said, "My dear!" She bruised me gently on the ribs And thumped me on the ear; She smiled on me so sweetly while I told of my love. She is so kind and meekly, she's just like a turtle dove; She told me "No!" and kicked me-you bet it caused me pain. I will keep persevering And ask her once again; And if someday she will agree to be my little wife, Then we will quickly married be, and happy go through life.- Chorus.