I'm A Cousin To Parnell - song lyrics 
American Old-time song lyrics from www.traditionalmusic.co.uk 
I'M A COUSIN TO PARNELL. Copyright, 1890, by William Gilligan. Words and Music by William Gilligan. 
My name it is O'Callahan, I've descended from a nobleman; Just gaze on me and you will see What I'll do when America's free: I will make the landlords stand around. For I'll pull their shanties to the ground, And I'll build French flats both safe and sound. For I'm a cousin to Parnell! 
Chorus. Look out for me upon land or at sea, For I'll turn the whole universe upside down, And I'll rule the world and wear a crown, For I'm a cousin to Parnell!-(Dance). 
I'll have a navy built of tin, I'll go down and scoop the Zulus in; I'll renovate the City Hall, Learn the Turks to play baseball. I will capture all the kings and queens, And they'll not escape by any means, For I'll feed them all on pork and beans, For I'm a cousin to Parnell:-Chorus. 
I'll give the lion's tail a twist, And I'll smash the White House with my fist; Electric lights will have to go, When I start to run the show. There will be no pension agencies, For I'll turn the rascals out to freeze, Then I'll help the poor man take his ease, For I'm a cousin to Parnell!