American Old Time Song Lyrics: 34 Womans The Cause Of It All
Theater, Music-Hall, Nostalgic, Irish & Historic Old Songs, Volume 34
WOMAN'S THE CAUSE OF IT ALL.
As sung by Lorena & Diamond.
When a man waxes his mustache and tries to look neat,
Woman's the cause of it all;
He brushes his clothes from his head to his feet,
Woman's the cause of it all;
He walks down the street, a young lady he'll meet;
He's caught by her smile, because she looks neat,
But when he feels the effect of her husband's big feet,
Woman'e the cause of it all.
When a man's married a year he loses his brain,
Woman's the cause of It all;
One year, that's all, And he's fully insane,
Woman's the cause of it all;
A baby is born, he raved and he swore;
He carries the kid and walks up and down the floor;
One kid is enough, he don't want any more,
Woman's the cause of it all.
Adam one time the apple did bite,
Woman's the cause of it all;
He must have done wrong, for he didn't do right,
Woman's the cause of it all;
Mother Eve made him do it, he wasn't to blame.
And When they got Able, they started to raise Cain
And now the whole world is doing the same,
Woman's the cause of It all.