My Vife She Vas Vaiting for Me.
Tune-"My Little One's Waiting for Me."
Written and Sung by Gus Williams.
You may vonder vy I vonder so distracted, put de reason Is I've got & vife,
Who, vhenever she gets a hold of me, vill peat me in an inch of my life.
I'm afraid for to go home dis evening; for I know right veil vere she'll be-
Pehind de door mit a pig club slick, my vife she is vaiting for me.
Oh! she looves me, I know, to distraction; and I really ought habby to be;
Put pehind de door now mit a pig club my Katie vas vaiting for me.
Her eyes, how shall I describe dem? dey're like holes dat vas purnt in a rag;
Her nose looks us if it had pusted; her mouth looks like a coffee-pag;
She says dat I often apuse her, put apused she vill never more be-
So pehind de door now mit a pig club my Katie vas vaiting for me.- Chor.