TWO NEW SPORTS IN TOWN.
As sung by Lester and Allen.
We're two dandies just arrived in town,
Nobbiest coons in all the land;
Diamonds dazzling rough, about ten pounds,
Ladies say we are two darlings.
Two new sports in town, two new sports in town.
Two new sports who came the other day;
Two new sports in town that nobody can down,
We're two dandies, so they say.
No use talking, we're two beauty brights,
Bathe in wine most every day;
Blow our money, don't sleep for twenty nights,
Two notorious sports to gamble.-Chorus.