American Old Time Song Lyrics: 13 It's Enough To Knock Any One Out

Theater, Music-Hall, Nostalgic, Irish & Historic Old Songs, Volume 13

It's Enough to Knock Any One Out.

If you listen to us for a minute or two,
It's enough to knock any one out;
You'll think it is awful before we are through,
It's enough to knock any one out.
We're not going to stand here to sing for a week,
If you can't stand our voices, why, tell us to sneak;
We suppose you'll all say we've a terrible cheek,
It's enough to knock any one out.

Just pick up the papers and read them all through,
It's enough to knock any one out;
What some of the people in town they won't do,
It's enough to knock any one out.
Some ladies that's married they don't seem to care,
As they pass you they mash you, and whisper, ah, there!
We know every one of them on the dead square,
It's enough to knock any one out.

The way the girls dress you can see at a glance,
It's enough to knock any one out;
Inside of a month they'll be wearing the pants,
It's enough to knock any one out.
There's some don't come home 'till a couple o'clock,
They get chuck full of oysters and old rye and rock;
Wherever they go when the door it is locked,
It's enough to knock any one out.