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Long Funny Dingle Dangle 
Long Funny Dingle Dangle 
Oh, one day in May when Mary lay a-sleeping Along come a corporal on hands and knees a-creeping With his long funny dingle-dangle
 Way down to his knees. 
Three months went by and Mary was in clover Oh, three months went by and Mary was in clover She wished that the corporal would come and do it over With his long funny dingle-dangle
 Way down to his knees. 
Six months went by and Mary grew much bigger Oh, six months went by and Mary grew much bigger She wished that the corporal had never come and frigged her With his long funny dingle-dangle
 Way down to his knees. 
Nine months went by and Mary burst asunder Oh, nine months went by and Mary burst asunder And out marched a corporal with his regimental number And his long funny dingle-dangle
 Way down to his knees. 
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