Traditional & Folk Songs with lyrics, midis & Mp3
If I Had a Shiny Gun
If I Had a Shiny Gun
If I Had a Shiny Gun
(Dorothy Parker)
If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Putting bullets through the brain
Of the folks that give me pain.
If I had some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.
But I have no lethal weapon
So does fate our pleasure step on.
And they are alive and well,
Who should be, by rights, In Hell.
Note: I sing the to Hark! The Herald Angels Sing. RG