Oh the bug-eyed Sprite is the car for me
Goes zero to sixty in three point three
In a Bug-Eye
Where's the heater on a Bug-Eye?
Steady on the clutch of a Bug-Eye, oh
I want the Bug-Eye Sprite
Well it's fast and straight and steady in the curve
If you've got the guts it's got the nerve, in your Bug-eye...
I thought I heard my girlfriend say
That she'd go for a ride most any day, in a...
In a bug-eyed Sprite you can have great fun
But there's not enough room to get it on, in a...
I stripped the gears and I popped the clutch
At the end of the ride she thanked me much, in my...
Well nine long months had just passed by
When she came to me with a little Bug-Eye, in a...
And now the saddest part I'll tell
My little Bug-eye I had to sell, and a...
So now I'm married, I'm a family man
And I ride around in a beat-up van, not a...