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A Collection of 300 Novelty, Comic, Parody, and one-hit-wonder song lyrics. Also with PDF for printing.

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Novelty-songs-300-lyrics-and-chords THIS SONG LYRICS COLLECTION includes some of the best know novelty and one-hit-wonder songs ever. Some notable writers are: "Weird" Al Yankovic, Ray Stevens, Stan Freberg, Tom Lehrer, Benny Hill, and Monty Python. Note that some of the songs may have more that one version.

WARNING, some of the song lyrics in this collection may contain mild to moderate innuendo and stereotyping which may be found offensive by some. Also note that these song lyrics are included for the purpose of reference and pedagogy only, and the owner of this website does not necessarily agree with or condone any sentiments or opinions expressed within these songs.


The novelty song is a form of popular music in which laughter or amusement is a primary aspect of its entertainment value in addition to any musical merit. Such songs often include, comical, nonsense, parody, satire, surprise, Innuendo, adult, and "gimmick" elements. Their meaning often rests on some pre-existing context or material extant in popular culture and require this to remain meaningful. Many novelty songs can become "one-hit-wonders" for otherwise little know artists. Novelty music is considered to be a small but significant division of poplar music with many artists such as George Formby, Allen Sherman, Weird" Al Yankovic and Ray Stevens specialising in it.


Although many of the songs mention artist or author names, this may not be accurate and these songs should not be considered as definitive versions representative of any particular performance or artist. Also the keys and chord sequences chosen may also vary considerably between versions by different artists. Some of these songs may be in the public domain or traditional categories, however most are not, and should you wish to use them as a basis of a performance or for any non-personal study purpose you are advised to contact the copyright holders (where available, copyright info has been included with the song). These transcriptions are made by many different individuals from all over the world for their own research and instruction, and as such are liable to great variation in interpretation and opinion. They are being shared on this site for educational purposes only, please see our copyright page for more info.

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99 Dead Baboons- Tim Cavanagh
Addicted To Spuds- Weird Al Yankovic
Ahab, The Arab- Ray Stevens
Akon- Sorry, Blame It On Me
Alley Oop- The Hollwood Argyles
All Things Dull And Ugly- Monty Python
Along Came Jones- Ray Stevens
Along Came Jones- The Coasters
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life- Monty Python
Amish Paradise- Weird Al Yankovic
Anna In Indiana- Billy & Eddie Gorman
Another One Rides The Bus- Weird Al Yankovic
Anything Goes In- Monty Python
Astro Boy- The Cosmic Rangers
A Goose For My Girl- Benny Samberg
Baby Went Crap- Byan Joseph Podwys
Barbie Girl- Aqua
Barney Google- Rose, De Beck, & Con Conrad
Basketball Jones- Cheech Chong
Beep Beep- The Playmates
Boogie Woogie Amputee
Boy Named Sue- Shel Silverstein
Bridget The Midget- Ray Stevens
Bruce's- Monty Python
Busted- V Stanshall
Camelot- Monty Python
Canadian Idiot- Weird Al Yankovic
Canyons Of Your Mind- V Stanshall
Carrot Juice Is Murder- The Arrogant Worms
Cause I'm A Blonde- Julie Brown
Cemetery Girls
Changing Of The Seasons- Shel Silverstein
Chanukah Song- Adam Sandler
Charlie Brown- The Coasters
Chili Bean- Albert Von Tilzer
Christmas At Ground Zero- Weird Al Yankovic
Clip Clop Ode To Equus
Convoy- Bill Fries
Cows With Guns- Dana Lyons
Crazy Frog- Axel F
Crazy Words Crazy Tune- Yellen & Ager
Dangerous Nan Mcgrew- Hartman & Goodhart
Dead Skunk- Loudon Wainwright Iii
De Pumped Out Blues
Did You Ever Hear That Song- Bell Novelty 831
Diet Song- Shel Silverstein
Dinner With Drac- John Zacherle
Disco Duck- Rick Dees
Does An Elephant Love Peanuts- Hanley
Does The Spearmint Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Over Night- Rose, Bloom, And Breuer
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor- Lonnie Donegan
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour- Lonnie Donegan
Don't Tell I Tell 'ee- The Wurzels
Dopey John- Radio Novelty 156
Down By The Winegar Woiks- Bestor, Lewis, & Donovan
Do The Bartman- Simpsons
Drain My Brain- Shel Silverstein
Drink Up Thy Zider Lyrics- The Wurzels
Eat It- Weird Al Yankovic
Ebay- Weird Al Yankovic
Egyptian Ella- Ted Lewis
Elvis Is Everywhere- Mojo Nixon
Eric The Half A Bee- Monty Python
Erik The Awful- Ray Stevens
Ernie The Fastest Milkman In The West- Benny Hill
Etiquette Blues- Gayle Grubb
Everybody Likes My Fanny- Benny Samberg1946
Fancy Definitions- Radio Novelty 480
Fat- Weird Al Yankovic
Father Of A Boy Named Sue- Shel Silverstein
Fifty Million Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong- Rose, Raskin, & Fisher
Fish Heads- Barnes
For No Good Reason At All- Cliff Edwards
Freaker's Ball- Shel Silverstein
Gather In The Mushrooms- Benny Hill
Gitarzan- Ray Stevens
Goodness Gracious Me- Peter Sellers
Go To Work You Jerk- Benny Samberg
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer- Elmo Patsy
Grizzly Bear- Shel Silverstein
Gumball Wizard- Brad Stanfield
Gumby Jaws Lament- Weird Al Yankovic
Haldeman, Ehrlichman, Mitchell And Dean- Bob Warren
Happy Hottentot- Miss Patricola
Harvest Of Love- Benny Hill
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh- Allan Sherman
Highly Illogical- Leonard Nimoy
How Are You Goin' To Wet Your Whistle- Byrne, Mcintyre & Wenrich
How Could Little Red Riding Hood Have Been So Very Good- A P Randolph
How Could Washington Be A Married Man- Piantadosi
Hugo The Human Cannonball- Ray Stevens
Humoresque In C Major- Benny Samberg
Humpty Dumpty- Sterling, Moran, & H Von Tilzer
Hunting Tigers Out In Indiah- Hargreaves
I'll Never Get Drunk Again- Benny Samberg
I'm Afraid To Come Home In The Dark- Williams & Van Alstyne
I'm My Own Grandpa- Dwight Latham
I'm My Own Grandpa- Shel Silverstein
I'm So Good That I Don't Have To Brag- Shel Silverstein
I'm The Urban Spaceman- N Innes
I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester- The Wurzels
I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts- Monty Python
I've Got The Yes We Have No Bananas Blues- C Williams
I've Never Seen A Straight Banana- Waite
Ice Cream- Johnson, Moll, & King
If My Baby Cooks As Good As She Looks- Tom Stacks
Incus The Peddler- Benny Samberg
In The Middle Of The House- Vaughn Monroe
Irish Builder- Ray Stevens
Istanbul,not Constantinople- They Might Be Giants
Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini- Brian Hyland
I Am A Cider Drinker- The Wurzels
I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual- Animaniacs
I Do Not Choose To Run- Kenny & Dennis
I Faw Down An Go Boom- Brockman & Stevens
I Got Stoned And I Missed It- Shel Silverstein
I Hope She Dies
I Lost On Jeopardy- Weird Al Yankovic
I Love Me- Mahoney- Jack Kaufman
I Saw Elvis In A U F O- Ray Stevens
I Wanna Kiss Her- Tim Cavanagh
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas- John Rox
I Want It That Way Weird Al Yankovic
I Want To Be With You- N Innes
I Wish That I'd Been Born In Borneo- Donaldson
Jack Of All Trades- Benny Samberg
Jazz Baby- Blanche Merrill & Mk Jerome
Joke Shop Man- N Innes
Jolly Jingles- A Freileche Lidl
Jose's Cantina- Benny Hill
Junk Food Junkie- Larry Groce
King Tut- Steve Martin
Kung Fu Fighting- Carl Douglas
Laughing Blues- Bradley
Leader Of The Laundomat- The Detergents
Leprosy- Eu- Four- Ia
Let George Do It- Walter Van Brunt
Liberated Lady 1999- Shel Silverstein
Life's Gonna Suck- Dennis Leary
Life In The Slaw Lane - Kip Addotta
Life Sucks, Then You Die- The Fools
Living With A Hernia- Weird Al Yankovic
Look At Me, I'm Wonderful- V Stanshall
Los Del Rio- Macarena
Louie Louie- The Kingsmen
Lumberjack Song- Monty Python
Lydia, The Tattooed Lady Groucho Marx
Made A Monkey Out Of Me- Meyers, Black
Mairzy Doats- Merry Macs

Mambo No 5- Lou Bega Lyrics
Martian Hop- The Ran- Dells
Masochistic Baby- Shel Silverstein
Mccarthy Mcginnis- Benny Samberg
Meet Me On The Corner- Benny Samberg
Mermaid- Shel Silverstein
Monster's Holiday- Bobby Pickett
Monster Mash- Bobby Boris Pickett
Monster Mash- Pickett
Mr Apollo- V Stanshall
Mr Blobby
Mr Custer- Larry Verne
Mr Slater's Parrot- V Stanshall
My Bologna- Weird Al Yankovic
My Ding- A- Ling- Chuck Berry
My Girl Ran Away- Steinberg
My Little Bimbo Down On The Bamboo Isle- Walter Donaldson
My Old Man's A Dustman- Lonnie Donegan
Nagasaki- Ed Smalle & Dick Robertson
Negligee- Marty Hale- Evans
Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh- Shel Silverstein
Noses Run In My Family- Paul Wynn
No No No- Al Bernard
Nuttin' For Christmas- Art Mooney
Oh! They're Such Nice People- Brown & Walsh
Oh By Jingo- Nora Bayes
Oh Is She Dumb!- Eddie Cantor
Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us- Monty Python
On The Night We Did The Boom Boom By The Sea- Arthur Fields
On Top Of Spaghetti- Tom Glazer
Open The Door Richard- Dusty Fletcher
Osama Yo Mama- Ray Stevens
Pacman Fever- Buckner Garcia
Palesteena- J Russel Robinson
Pardon Me While I Laugh- Happiness Boys
Party In My Pants
Pastafazula- Happiness Boys
Peanut Butter Sandwich- Shel Silverstein
Pencil Neck Geek- Fred Blassie
Pincus The Peddler- Benny Samberg
Plastic Jesus- The Goldcoast Singers
Polka Dot Undies- Bowser Blue
Polly In A Porny- Shel Silverstein
Pretty Puppy- Happiness Boys
Quiet Talks And Summer Walks- N Innes
Rebecca Came Back From Mecca- Kalmar & Ruby
Religion And Politics Ya Ta Ta Ya Ta Ta- Scott Beach
Sahara, Now We're Dry Like You- Esther Walker
Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out- Shel Silverstein
Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town
Scum Of The Earth- Shel Silverstein
Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat- Paul Evans The
Shaving Cream- Benny Bell
She's A Cornfed Indiana Girl- Fran Frey
She's My Ever Lovin' Machine- Shel Silverstein
Sheba, Please Be Mine- Allen Cross
She Keeps It Up All The Time- Willie Jackson & Steve Lewis
Short People- Chevy Chase
Shriner's Convention- Ray Stevens
Smells Like Nirvana- Weird Al Yankovic
Smoke Off- Shel Silverstein
Snoopy's Christmas- The Royal Guardsmen
Snoopy Vs The Red Baron- The Royal Guardsmen
Someone Ate The Baby- Shel Silverstein
So What's The Use- Edward Montague
Sport The Odd Boy - V Stanshall
Squirrels- The Beastly Boys
Stacy Brown Got Two- Shel Silverstein
Stinky Breath- Doctor Badbreath
Stranded In The Jungle- The Cadets 1956
Stress- Jim Infantino
St George And The Dragonet- Stan Freberg
Sweet Violets- Benny Bell Samberg
Take A Ship For Yourself- Benny Samberg
Take Me Out To The Ball Game- Jack Norworth
Talking Baseball- Terry Cashman
Tall People- Wee Willie Small
Tent- V Stanshall
There Ain't No Santa Clause- Benny Samberg 1939
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Hahaaa- Napoleon Xiv
The Automobile Song- Benny Samberg
The Biggest Parakeets In Town- Jud Strunk
The Blackbird Lyrics- The Wurzels
The Boa Constrictor Song- Shel Silverstein
The Chandler's Wife
The Chipmunk Song- The Chipmunks David Seville
The Deodorant Song- Ray Stevens
The Devil Went To Jamaica- Travis Meyer
The Farewell Song- Benny Samberg
The Farmer Took Another Load Away- Leslie, O'flynn & Vincent
The Flying Saucer- Buchanan Goodman
The Frog Song- Vernon Dalhart & Adaline Hood
The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun- Julie Brown
The Laughin Policeman- Charles Penrose
The Lumanian Love Song
The Lumberjack Song- Monty Python
The Major General's Song- Gilbert Sullivan
The Mississippi Squirrel Revival- Ray Stevens
The Monster Mash- Bobby Pickett
The Mouse- Soupy Sales
The Name Game- Shirley Ellis
The Night Santa Went Crazy- Weird Al Yankovic
The Pirate Song- Monty Python
The Pirate Song- Ray Stevens
The Protest Song- Monty Python
The Prune Song- Frank Crumit
The Purple People Eater- Sheb Wooley
The Purple People Eater Meets The Witch Doctor- Joe South
The Saga Begins- Weird Al Yankovic
The Scotsman- Bryan Bowers
The Streak- Ray Stevens
The Tattooed Lady- Benny Samberg
The Thing- Phil Harris
The Thirteen Tricks Of Halloween- Matthew Zeller
The Twelve Days Of Christmas- Doug Bob Mckenzie
The Twelve Pains Of Christmas- Bob Rivers
Those Two Dreadful Children- Colin Muinzer
Thumbsucker- Shel Silverstein
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport- Rolf Harris
Timbuctoo- Kalmar & Ruby
Time Warp- Rocky Horror Picture Show
Time Warp- Transylvanians
Ting A Ling A Loo- Benny Hill
Tip Toe Thru The Tulips With Me- Tiny Tim
Too Drunk To Fish- Ray Stevens
Transfusion- Nervous Norvus
Tubas In The Moonlight- R R Spear
Twice Daily Lyrics- The Wurzels
Unicorns- Shel Silverstein
U Can't Touch This- Mc Hammer
Valley Girl- Frank Zappa
Viagra In The Waters- The Four Bitchin Babes
Vo Do Do De O Blues- Yellen & Ager
Wading In The Water- Benny Samberg
Werecow- Flippy T Fishead
Wet Dream- Kip Addotta
We Like To Party- Vengaboys
We Were Wrong- V Stanshall
Whatever You Like- Weird Al Yankovic
What Does The Pussy Cat Mean When She Says Meow- Margaret Young
What Do You Do- N Innes
What Kind Of A Noise Annoys An Oyster- Crumit & Curtis
When It's Night- Time In Italy It's Wednesday Over Here- Lou Holtz
Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go With Friday On Saturday Night- Al Jolson
Where Do The Holes Go In Doughnuts- Billy James
White Nerdy- Weird Al Yankovic
Who Cares Anyhow- Billy Jones
Who Takes Care Of The Caretaker's Daughter- Revere Endor
Witch Doctor- David Seville
Yes! We Have No Bananas- Billy Murray
You're A Pink Toothbrush, I'm A Blue Toothbrush
You Done My Brain In- N Innes
Yuppies In The Sky Lyrics- Peter, Paul Mary

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