Irish Songs With Easy Chords & Lyrics
The Drunk
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| Everything was spinning, that | night in Boomers | Pub, |
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| fifteen pints were in me, | not a bit of | grub |
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| I | slowly looked around me at the | same auld faces | there |
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| Christy was calling last orders while | trying to fix his | hair. |
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| And | I was trying to | stop myself from | pukeing |
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| can't believe they | gave me another | booking |
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| Dave was rowing with his | wife, she | told him to go get a life |
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| And | Paddy Doyle was | singing 'Mack the | Knife' |
The lads were on the piss again trying to play some darts
George was sitting next to me letting rip some farts
The smell was unbelievable; I had to close my eyes
Then I moved away from him I couldn't stand the flies
And I was trying to stop myself from pukeing,
Tried to put the blame on the wife's cooking
I rushed out to the loo and I pissed all over my shoe
Could never understand what drink can do.
Johnny Grimes and Sally were holding hands in the corner
her left 'one' was hanging out someone should have warned her
They started kissing tenderly spread upon the chair
Ah Jaysus Sally look at his face, let him up for air.
And I was trying to stop myself from pukeing,
Should have gone to the Penny Hill in Lucan
Back to the loo and can I be FRANK,
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| John was in there having a '???? Smoke? | |
It must have been twenty pints that he drank.
All hell broke loose in the bar Sally got into a fight
Snobby big-mouth Doris called her a lady of the night
Sally landed a big left hook, Doris let out a 'GRUNT'
But from the floor she swung her foot
and kicked her in her '????' arm ? leg ?
And I was trying to stop myself from pukeing
can't believe they gave me another booking
Dave was rowing with his wife, she told him to go get a life
And Paddy Doyle was singing 'Mack the knife'
And Paddy Doyle was singing 'Spancil Hill'
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