George Formby Song-book: The Mad March Hare-1946
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The Mad March Hare-1946
  Columbia FB3251 Formby/Cliffe

Now listen folks I'm the Mad March Hare, I'm cra-zy as a chap
But if you look around you'll find folks craz-i-er than me:

"Tell me please", said the walrus to the oyster
"Where's my wife, I can't find her anywere?"
Now if she's in, the oyster bed without pyjamas,
That'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare

The queen of hearts said "I'll have the king beheaded,
Very soon, he's going to have a scare
When he finds he's got no head to have a headache
Thatll make him madder than the
That'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare

The lion and unicorn were fighting for the crown
On the lawn from early morn
We congregated here and while we waited here,
Cookie said, "for the crab I've got no salad
Served undressed why he'd be absolutely bare".
Then said the crab, "If I catch a cold and then sneeze my head off
Thatll make me madder than the
That'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare

The parrot man on the perch was gaily swinging,
But when he somersaulted in the air,
Alice said, "Well, if he should fall and break his contract
That'll make him madder than the
That'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare"

On the left folks, see the pelican so greedy
He bolts his food and gets more than his share
But if his beak doesn't hold more than his belly can
Well, that'll make him madder than the
That'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare

The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown
On the lawn from early morn.
We congregated here and while we waited here,
"Pardon me", said the Duchess to the doormouse,
"But had you left your knitting on the chair?"
If the king sits down, he's bound to get the needle
And that'll make him madder than the
That'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare

"Marry me", said the footman to the rabbit
"Marry thee", said bunny, "Have a care,
If I had a fam-i-ly of little tidd-leys
That'll make me madder than the
That'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare

Tweedle Dum said, "My pants are getting tighter."
Tweedle Dee said, "You're fatter I declare,
Well if you can't do your belly bottom button up
That'll make thee madder than t'
That'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare

The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown
On the lawn from early morn.
We congregated here and while we waited here,
"Let's elope", said the monkey to the parrot.
"Eee, fly with you", said Polly, "Have a care".
Now if you don't, start your little monkey tricks
That'll make me madder than the
That'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare.
I'm theThat'll make her madder than the Mad March Hare, Brrr.