George Formby Song-book: The Baby Show-1942
with lyrics and chords

A Complete(ish),George Formby Song-book also with PDF version for download.

The Baby Show-1942
  Regal Zonophone MR3672 Wise/Malcolm/Sanford

Youve all seen the Lord Mayors Show, the Flower Show and the Motor Show,
But theres one thing Id like to know, have you seen a baby show?
I saw one not long ago it filled me with delight
And if youd been there I know, youd love each tiny mite

Hear them hollerin, hear them hollerin, at the baby show
Lots of chubby ones, lots of grubby ones, laid out in a row

We had babies from the Isle of Wight, we had babies that were black and white
Tall ones, small ones, what a funny site, all singing "eeny meeny miny mo"
Maudes and Lillians, Jacks and Gillians, sane and sillyuns, plain and frilly uns
Hot and chilly uns, there were millions at the baby show

Hear them hollerin, hear them hollerin, at the baby show
Lots of sandy ones, lots of bandy ones, laid out in a row.

We had babies wrapped up in a shawl, we had babies with no clothes at all
Long ones, wrong ones, like a rubber ball, all singing "eeny meeny miny mo"
Janes and Nellyuns stiff and jelly uns, quiet and yelly uns, sick and welly uns.
Cohens and Kelly uns, Big fat belly uns at the baby show

Hear them hollerin, hear them hollerin, at the baby show
Lots of dolly ones, lots of jolly ones laid out in a row.

We had babies from the Hebrides, we had babies from the Pyrenees,
Dumb ones, rum ones, some with shaky knees, all singing "eeny meeny miny mo "
Mays and Mary uns, rash and wary uns, plump and spary uns, round and squary uns,
Bald and hairy uns, vegetarians, at the Baby show.