George Formby Song-book: Have You Ever Heard This One-1938
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Have You Ever Heard This One-1938
  Regal Zonophone MR2709 Gilbert

Fellows who meet in a club or maybe the local pub
Start to to tell good stories as you all know.
One chap seems to know them all, makes the other guys look small,
I know one or two so let it go-oh.

Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.
Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.

Smith said "my wife is ill. and how,
She s had quinsies and gran said "wow!
And how many does that make now?
You've never heard that one, have you.

Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.
Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.

Crowds outside a bakers in town
Watched the window it made me frown,
'cause a tart was upside down.
You've-never heard that one, have you?

Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.
Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.

A man in Venice I tried to find,
Far too well he'd wined and dined,
Now I've seen a Venetian blind.
You've never heard that one, have you?

Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.
Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.

A man of eighty old and sick
Took monkey glands got young and slick,
He got so young he did a childish trick.
You've never heard that one, have you?

Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.
You've never heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.

Mary married Basil Long,
The next morning she sang this song,
Oh Lord you've made the night too long.
You've never heard that one, have you?

Have you ever heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.
You've never heard this one, have you? Which one? This one.

At the wedding of Colonel Blade,
There an archway of swords they made,
I'm engaged to a chamber maid.
You've never heard that one, have you?
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