Folk & Traditional Song Lyrics www.traditionalmusic.co.uk The Twelve Bugs of Christmas 
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas 
For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me: "See if they can do it again." 
For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me: "Ask them how they did it, and see if they can do it again." 
(similarly) 
Tell them it's a feature, say it's not supported change the documentation blame it on the hardware find a way around it say they need an upgrade reinstall the software ask for a dump! run with the debugger try to reproduce it ask them how they did it, and see if they can do it again. 
VP apr96