Folk & Traditional Song Lyrics www.traditionalmusic.co.uk Help Me Make It Through the Yard 
Help Me Make It Through the Yard 
Take the rosebush from my hair, Lord, it has a lot of thorns, What's the sprinkler doing on At this hour of the morn? 
Comin' home at five a.m., Lord, the sidewalk sure is hard, Guess I drank too much again, Help me make it through the yard.
 I don't care what's right or wrong, I'm too drunk to even stand, I ain't asking your assistance, But you're standing on my hand 
Put some coffee on the stove, And we'll try to start the car, Let me get [a breath of air Help me make it through the yard. 
Words resurrected by Rita Ferrara DC