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Five Constipated Men
 There were five, five, constipated men In the Bible, in the Bible There five, five, constipated men In the five books of Moses 
The first, first, constipated man Was Cain, he wasn't Abel The first, first, constipated man Was Cain, he wasn't Abel
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The second, second constipated man Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass The second, second constipated man Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass
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The third, third, constipated man Was Moses, he took two tablets The third, third, constipated man Was Moses, he took two tablets
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The fourth, fourth, constipated man Was Solomon, he sat for forty years The fourth, fourth, constipated man Was Solomon, he sat for forty years
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The fifth, fifth constipated man Was Samson, he brought the house down The fifth, fifth constipated man Was Samson, he brought the house down
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(actually, there were six: The sixth, sixth constipated man Was Titus. His name speaks for itself) 
From the singing of Carli Gewertz DC