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The Eyecup Song 
The Eyecup Song 
Oh, I can not wash my eye without my eyecup. It's shape is such that nothing else will do. One time I tried it with a towel - it almost
 made me cry. One time I tried it with a toothbrush - I almost lost my eye! 
Oh, I can not wash my eye without my eyecup. To find this out near ten long years it took. And if it were not for my scruples, I'd go
 'round with dirty pupils. Giving everyone I know a dirty look. 
MN