Johnny Dolan's Cat You may have seen some wonders, But we will bet your Sunday hat, You haven't seen as big a one As Johnny Dolan's cat. We have often tried to drown it, Or to kill it with a knife, But all in vain, for Dolan's cat Will not depart its life. And it's still alive and prowlin', (meow) Still alive and growlin', (Meow) Still alive and howlin', (MEOW) That's Johnny Dolan's cat. Sometimes called "Johnny Doolan's Cat." XX