Dig Me, I'm a Rock 'n Roll Star
1. Dig me, I'm a rock n' roll star, I'm sexy,
Do you wanna go to bed with me?
If you do, you better hurry,
By the time I'm thirty I'll die
From shootin' dope and bein' lonely.
She's a rock n' roll star,
You can go just as far
Well, when the pig gives you money/freedom/glory/money, baby,
You better ask yourself why:
She's a rock n' roll star, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2. Dig me, I'm a rock n' roll star, I'm free
See them wait on me.
I'm an artist, you'll never see
Me sneeze, take a piss, get hungry or cry -
You know I pay someone to do that for me.
3. Dig me, I'm a rock n' roll star, I'm wealthy,
I ride alone in a taxi.
And when I wonder would my friends be my friends
If I didn't let 'em crash and get high,
That's when I know I'm going crazy.
4. Help, help! I'm a rock n' roll star, you gotta save me!
I'm a machine in a factory!
And the picture in the teen magazine
Isn't me, it's a lie
Ten million people buy and sell me.
by Judy Abrams, from the singing of Ruthie Gorton