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The Bad Man
I think a bad man curious, He shoots folks in a rage;
You never see him anywheres Except upon the stage.
The cowboy he's a funny man,
As funny as can be, He smokes a millyun cigarettes
But won't give one to me.
The tenderfoot's the funniest
Critter o' the plains, My paw says they is hooman,
But they hasn't any branes.
The girl is nice to look at, An' purty as the deuce,
But my, she knows so little, She's hardly any use.
The porkupine is grate on jokes, He's a yoomerist like me;
'Most ev'rything he says is sharp An' pinted as can be.